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You'll impress your friends and confound your enemies.
Your hair will grow longer and fuller.
Split ends will be, like disco, a thing of the past.*
*That is a bald-faced lie. No connection has been established between my followers' membership and follicular condition.
Ut scribantur sermones mei (Job 19:23). Contents reflect my opinion, although Church teaching happens to be my opinion as well. Wherever there appears to be conflict, defer to the Church.
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